Sunday, October 19, 2014
  • people: watch your language
  • me: oh shit sorry
metrowolf:

tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.[via]

my dryer is on fire. I better snap chat that shit

metrowolf:

tastefullyoffensive:

This is what happens when you don’t separate your colors and whites.

[via]

my dryer is on fire. I better snap chat that shit

magneito:

magneito:

does anyone else remember the shrek version of american idol that was in the bonus features of shrek 2 or was that just some crazy dream i had

image

its real

(Source: magneito)

1talian:

all i have is this blog and my virginity

tickatocka:

i aspire to be one of those people who are known for always smelling good and treating people kindly

samtarothehamster:

teacher: don’t be shy, introduce yourself to the class

me:image

2srooky:

tyquil:

infant: hacked

*shits diaper* we’re in.

2srooky:

tyquil:

infant: hacked

*shits diaper* we’re in.

smashyoshi:

The Chosen Juan

smashyoshi:

The Chosen Juan