what beautiful weather outside im gonna close the curtains
Don’t send nudes
SEND ME PICTURES OF SPIDERMAAAN!
omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
I don’t have anything against it either. I really don’t. My best friend is straight, but like, keep it in the bedroom you know?
and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa
me when signing an autograph
past time: eating
motto: to eat or not to eat